I'm A Classic Heavyweight Tee Color:Blue Spruce

I'm A Classic Heavyweight Tee Color:Blue SpruceIm not old, Im a classic. A vintage rubber stamp badge wrapped around a twin lens reflex the waist level camera that was the height of sophistication when half the people quoting this line were born. The joke works on two levels at once: the camera really is a classic, built to outlast anything with a battery in it, and so, thank you very much, is the person wearing the shirt. Age is just a long exposure. The TLR in the middle has outlived entire

The Zone System

I have previsualised many photographs this carefully

the print made honestly from the negative with nothing faked

A bird photography t-shirt for BIF shooters

film developers

hunched behind a DSLR and a long telephoto on a tripod

The truth underneath it is that for decades

made another coffee

the kind of small

Willard Van Dyke and Edward Weston

It is the entire profession in one deadpan line

here delivered by a grizzly so weighed down in cameras and lenses it has clearly stopped pretending to have a problem