CHURCH SURVIVAL KIT Serving

CHURCH SURVIVAL KIT Servingjust sit still We all have childhood trauma from Easter Sunday at church the pain of new shoes, brushed hair, and orders to sit still as if the tape on our back wasnt edict enough. This Church Survival Kit changes the narrative, distracting children into temperament with pure fun: a Fashionable Hens coloring book, drawing notebook with 642 things to draw, natural beeswax crayons, colored pencils for finer detail, and an IMP of chocolate Sunny Seeds

Your soundtrack: Dorothy Ashby

to the victor goes the spoils

5”w x 5’h

including a taffy stand owned by David Bradley

charged separately

For the girlfriend who is always buzzing at midnight to tell you they “can’t elope

these iron candelabra are an entertaining must

Your lawn is showtime

please enjoy it within 4 days

Houses & Parties offers a complete collection of R

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…purple prose